The Christian Coalition, Right-Winger's worst nightmare...
Yup, that's me. I'm an American Muslim (ex-christian), left-wing, liberal, pinko-commie (I think that's what we're called).
During the last election, I voted for the guy that got more votes...
(for those not keeping track...Gore)
I proudly display my liberal buttons on my purse wherever I go...
"John Kerry for President"
"Anybody but Bush"
"I Saw Fahrenheit 9/11 in Crawford Tx 7/28/04"
Yeeehaaawww!
Warning: Pinko-Liberal Commie generalization ahead
I always laugh at the responses I get from the pro-bush, proud americans....you know the type, the card-carrying members of the NRA. You can usually spot them on the road when you see the american flags plastered all over the back of their hummers or old ford pick-up trucks. (as if 20 flags posted on your vehicle somehow makes you more patriotic)
These are the same arses who ask for a biggie order of "freedom fries" to go with their Big Mac at McDonalds. (you can't be a patriotic american unless you eat red meat with cheese and bacon dammit!)
RW: "Bush only wants to liberate Iraq!"
Me: "yeah, and I'm the Czar of Russia"
Okay, winding down. I'm not anti-american. I was born and raised in Texas. I love my country, and I want to see a real leader in the White House....oh, and complete sentences would be a plus.
During the last election, I voted for the guy that got more votes...
(for those not keeping track...Gore)
I proudly display my liberal buttons on my purse wherever I go...
"John Kerry for President"
"Anybody but Bush"
"I Saw Fahrenheit 9/11 in Crawford Tx 7/28/04"
Yeeehaaawww!
Warning: Pinko-Liberal Commie generalization ahead
I always laugh at the responses I get from the pro-bush, proud americans....you know the type, the card-carrying members of the NRA. You can usually spot them on the road when you see the american flags plastered all over the back of their hummers or old ford pick-up trucks. (as if 20 flags posted on your vehicle somehow makes you more patriotic)
These are the same arses who ask for a biggie order of "freedom fries" to go with their Big Mac at McDonalds. (you can't be a patriotic american unless you eat red meat with cheese and bacon dammit!)
RW: "Bush only wants to liberate Iraq!"
Me: "yeah, and I'm the Czar of Russia"
Okay, winding down. I'm not anti-american. I was born and raised in Texas. I love my country, and I want to see a real leader in the White House....oh, and complete sentences would be a plus.
posted by Liz at 4:50 PM
1 Comments:
I don't really know what Pinko Comme means, but I do know a thing or two about Christianity, If your an Ex-Christian than you were never A Christian to begin with. I think it has something to do with the truth, which happens to set you free. Anyway, I thought it was Michael Moore who could never pass up a big mac and fries amoung other things. finally, that whole popular vote thing is so lame, it's called American History 101, you should take that class. Since I have, let me help you. Popular vote is no good because states with little population would play no roll in the election. Do you have any thoughts of your own? or just DEMONcratic talking points and rehashed mantra from 2000. I bet you believe Gore won Florida, of course you do... Anyway, I have said to much, Please tell me what Pinko Commie is? As for myself, American! I believe in it, and I am positive that with out America, the world would be a much worse off place. Just ask the Europeans, oooo, they hate us for saving there hide one to many times, sorry... Bye
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